Britain is having those kind of headaches. Supply chain interruptions are affecting the availability of high end brands of foreign vodka. Import restrictions are driving up the cost of his tuxedos. Cured, he stumbles onto the pavement, confronting a bright, sunny day and a Britain suffering under the duress of Brexit: There are fuel shortages at the petrol pump for Bond’s Aston Martin. Meanwhile, we discover that Bond has been in rehab for chronic alcoholism. Otherwise, he might as well be playing pinochle. Your typical Bond villain, he’s out for world domination. In the mounting turmoil, arch villain Ahmed will create a modern, brutal caliphate and spread its dominion over several Middle Eastern nations and finally the whole world. This will cause the Americans to have a knee-jerk reaction of going to war. Buildings like the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, those kind of places. His weapon of choice- get ready for it- is commercial aviation, hijacking aircraft like Black September did in 1970, but this time purposely flying them into major edifices of western capitalism. Together with his stalwart minions, he devises a plan for world domination, pitting East against West in a global religious conflagration. So, as the scene opens, we find Ernst Stavro Ahmed, a criminal mastermind, holed up in a cave in some Third World mountain redoubt. Keep in mind that the Taken movies and the Equalizer movies have already exhausted the juxtaposition of the human soul with the automated killing machine. To alleviate worry and facilitate the process, I hereby pitch a scenario for the new, improved post-Craig character of James Bond.
This officially being Craig’s last outing as Bond, the critics are speculating over what direction the producers are going to take in future incarnations of James Bond.
It doesn’t take James Bond to know that life is painful. We don’t traditionally go to the movies to experience pain and suffering. Once again the latest Bond movie is coming out with Daniel Craig portraying James Bond as a man immersed in all the pain and suffering that goes with being a secret agent.
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